Gamartganbemsakquatfom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless bird.

Gamartganbemsakquatfom created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamartganbemsakquatfom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamartganbemsakquatfom, she will be very unhappy.

Gamartganbemsakquatfom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gamartganbemsakquatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.