Camhonlig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome meerkat.

Camhonlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camhonlig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camhonlig, he will turn you into a duck.

Camhonlig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Camhonlig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Camhonlig six times a day.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Camhonlig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.