Kikxenkip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow salamander.

Kikxenkip created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikxenkip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikxenkip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kikxenkip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kikxenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about grapes.