Cinyarpark is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous camel.

Cinyarpark created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinyarpark, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinyarpark, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cinyarpark's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cinyarpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue dresses.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look after injured mites.