Kanflyok is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing cobra.

Kanflyok created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Kanflyok, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanflyok, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kanflyok's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Kanflyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Kanflyok.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.