Farfodzim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced wyvern.

Farfodzim created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Farfodzim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farfodzim, it will torture you forever.

Farfodzim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Farfodzim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three goats approach from the west.

2. Do not keep nine birds in a large pit.

3. Never paint your chest blue.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing cyan dresses and balancing four carbon spheres on your back.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.