Cidsagbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise elephant.

Cidsagbiss created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cidsagbiss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidsagbiss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cidsagbiss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cidsagbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.