Fit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy mole.

Fit created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fit, it will turn you into a goat.

Fit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Never run in holy places.