Ruttfubgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured gnu.

Ruttfubgat created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfubgat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ruttfubgat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruttfubgat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ruttfubgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of mites.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Ruttfubgat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.