Zanbessvig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, generous dragon.

Zanbessvig created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanbessvig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zanbessvig, she will ignore you.

Zanbessvig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zanbessvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never write about comets.