Mongaddod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish goose.

Mongaddod created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongaddod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mongaddod, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mongaddod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mongaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

4. Never run in the presence of snakes.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.