Gidyakarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient gerbil.

Gidyakarn created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidyakarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidyakarn, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gidyakarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gidyakarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing pink ear rings and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.