Jipcitjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, caring gerbil.

Jipcitjarn created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Jipcitjarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jipcitjarn, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jipcitjarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jipcitjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing blue scarves and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing brown kilts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.