Rawgemnell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage crab.

Rawgemnell created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawgemnell, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawgemnell, she will curse you with boils.

Rawgemnell's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rawgemnell's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.