Miplegquag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, astonishing sheep.

Miplegquag created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplegquag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Miplegquag, it will turn you into a rat.

Miplegquag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Miplegquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Miplegquag loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.