Dotgutpithotpitlopdon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful fish.

Dotgutpithotpitlopdon created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Dotgutpithotpitlopdon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotgutpithotpitlopdon, he will turn you into a frog.

Dotgutpithotpitlopdon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dotgutpithotpitlopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotgutpithotpitlopdon.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.