Tadtonkhen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent bee.

Tadtonkhen created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadtonkhen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadtonkhen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tadtonkhen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tadtonkhen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta snakes for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.