Bemgupjab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish duck.

Bemgupjab created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemgupjab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bemgupjab, it will be very sad.

Bemgupjab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bemgupjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not wear white clothing.