Wansag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous crane.

Wansag created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wansag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wansag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wansag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wansag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing blue stockings and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.