Stragfargud Fidsandrow is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful frog.

Stragfargud Fidsandrow created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragfargud Fidsandrow, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragfargud Fidsandrow, she will turn you into a snail.

Stragfargud Fidsandrow's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Stragfargud Fidsandrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Stragfargud Fidsandrow.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always obey Stragfargud Fidsandrow's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.