Flisbudloopsishakmetvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering penguin.

Flisbudloopsishakmetvin created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbudloopsishakmetvin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisbudloopsishakmetvin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flisbudloopsishakmetvin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flisbudloopsishakmetvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never sprint in the presence of tapirs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about spacetime.