Hudmapyar is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast toad.

Hudmapyar created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudmapyar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudmapyar, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hudmapyar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hudmapyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.