Banrawmab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented elephant.

Banrawmab created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Banrawmab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banrawmab, he will curse you with boils.

Banrawmab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Banrawmab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Put Banrawmab first in all things.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.