Jophadquagnursog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful horse.

Jophadquagnursog created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jophadquagnursog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jophadquagnursog, it will manifest in front of you.

Jophadquagnursog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jophadquagnursog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if six geese approach from the east.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.