Lathotxen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring grasshopper.

Lathotxen created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Lathotxen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lathotxen, she will turn you into a snail.

Lathotxen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lathotxen's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray immersed in water.