Safominlik is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable meerkat.

Safominlik created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Safominlik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safominlik, he will turn you into a rock.

Safominlik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Safominlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Erect five copper sculptures of Safominlik on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.