Sugflyquaffed Ab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever rhinoceros.

Sugflyquaffed Ab created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Sugflyquaffed Ab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugflyquaffed Ab, he will strike you with lightening.

Sugflyquaffed Ab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sugflyquaffed Ab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.