Butrultam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust hippopotamus.

Butrultam created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butrultam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butrultam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Butrultam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Butrultam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not eat oranges.