Fubdaglin Ceplegtaflip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered octopus.

Fubdaglin Ceplegtaflip created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdaglin Ceplegtaflip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubdaglin Ceplegtaflip, she will turn you into a dog.

Fubdaglin Ceplegtaflip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fubdaglin Ceplegtaflip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fubdaglin Ceplegtaflip on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.