Narlnillnig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome swallow.

Narlnillnig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlnillnig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narlnillnig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Narlnillnig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Narlnillnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. You must love Narlnillnig.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narlnillnig.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.