Wabkomzen Flambogban is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional centipede.

Wabkomzen Flambogban created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabkomzen Flambogban, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wabkomzen Flambogban, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wabkomzen Flambogban's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wabkomzen Flambogban's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.