Vegkonbab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty fox.

Vegkonbab created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegkonbab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vegkonbab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vegkonbab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vegkonbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vegkonbab on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Vegkonbab.

5. Do not stand on grass.