Lidyogsom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident camel.

Lidyogsom created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidyogsom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidyogsom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Lidyogsom's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lidyogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.