Cusslabfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome horse.

Cusslabfon created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusslabfon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cusslabfon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cusslabfon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cusslabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Cusslabfon loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.