Xembusnig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful coyote.

Xembusnig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xembusnig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xembusnig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Xembusnig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Xembusnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Never paint your feet pink.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Xembusnig's priests.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xembusnig.