Fodxengepyok is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented skunk.

Fodxengepyok created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodxengepyok, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fodxengepyok, she will turn you into a tree.

Fodxengepyok's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fodxengepyok's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven foxes approach from the south.

2. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodxengepyok.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Always help turtles.