Zanpangflat Omtfebpas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful mink.

Zanpangflat Omtfebpas created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanpangflat Omtfebpas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zanpangflat Omtfebpas, she will be very sad.

Zanpangflat Omtfebpas' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zanpangflat Omtfebpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to foxes while wearing indigo boots.

5. Do not chop down trees.