Cumponstig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous troll.

Cumponstig created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumponstig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cumponstig, it will make you grow a tail.

Cumponstig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cumponstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs cyan.

2. Never wear turquoise shoes.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never eat green fruit.