Midbossvogpan Barnhakgad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful rhinoceros.

Midbossvogpan Barnhakgad created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbossvogpan Barnhakgad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midbossvogpan Barnhakgad, she will send you a sign.

Midbossvogpan Barnhakgad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Midbossvogpan Barnhakgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always obey Midbossvogpan Barnhakgad's priests.