Bomgupmad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful spider.

Bomgupmad created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomgupmad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomgupmad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bomgupmad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bomgupmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.