Tafdonzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise tortoise.

Tafdonzod created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafdonzod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tafdonzod, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tafdonzod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tafdonzod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.