Kikbunven is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, moody deer.

Kikbunven created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbunven, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kikbunven, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kikbunven's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kikbunven's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kikbunven.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kikbunven on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikbunven.