Narlgupgep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm hummingbird.

Narlgupgep created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlgupgep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narlgupgep, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Narlgupgep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Narlgupgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.