Lendobxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful clam.

Lendobxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lendobxuc, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lendobxuc, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lendobxuc's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lendobxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lendobxuc.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Run away if nine turtles approach from the east.