Flighomkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish snail.

Flighomkop created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flighomkop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flighomkop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Flighomkop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flighomkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to swans while wearing tights.

2. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the north.