Lipdib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive centipede.

Lipdib created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipdib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipdib, it will destroy your home planet.

Lipdib's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Lipdib must be the most important thing in your life.