Nilpanfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish manatee.

Nilpanfoss created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilpanfoss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilpanfoss, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nilpanfoss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nilpanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nilpanfoss.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Worship no other gods but Nilpanfoss.