Kinguntal Mitbasscitragtaildobsuggun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident crocodile.

Kinguntal Mitbasscitragtaildobsuggun created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinguntal Mitbasscitragtaildobsuggun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinguntal Mitbasscitragtaildobsuggun, she will destroy your home planet.

Kinguntal Mitbasscitragtaildobsuggun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kinguntal Mitbasscitragtaildobsuggun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Kinguntal Mitbasscitragtaildobsuggun loves foxes, so they must be respected.