Stikbogtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful mouse.

Stikbogtonk created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbogtonk, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikbogtonk, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stikbogtonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stikbogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.