Dandibflamragdotgebhigtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witless human.

Dandibflamragdotgebhigtarg created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dandibflamragdotgebhigtarg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dandibflamragdotgebhigtarg, he will be very sad.

Dandibflamragdotgebhigtarg's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dandibflamragdotgebhigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.